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Coworker:
“Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what you’re looking for!”
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Me:
“What’s going on?”
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Coworker:
“This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
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Me:
“Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
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Customer:
“Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
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Me:
“Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
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Customer:
“What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
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Me:
*laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
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Customer:
“I am going to kill that man!”
