User> onna otaku
Lv.> 25
Hp.> 118/134
Type> geek
Align.> chaotic neutral
Atk.> 67 [razor tongue]
Def.> 44 [whatevs]
Spec.> 5 [neet]
Other> [research]
PoV> I don't want to rule the world . . . just mess it up a bit.
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Local> Here you will find nonsensical things related to: comics, gifs, LOLs, AMV, zombies, fanfic, music, gaming, cartoons, tech, movies... And who knows what else. Just awesome shit.
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Before the naysayers out there try to rain on my parade and tell me this isn’t funny and stuff, this is a parody. Laugh. Do not take it seriously. Laugh.
AVENGERS SLUMBER PARTY! “THE MIGHTY DOOR HAS RUNG, MEN! WE DINE!” LOLOL. So funny. Logan’s there and Peter’s crying…
(Source: the-strangest-love)
- Character: River Song (Melody Pond)
- Fandom: Doctor Who
- Reason for Being Hated: [SPOILER] Being the Doctor’s wife and being part timelord makes her a “Mary-Sue” [SPOILER], smug, self-important, too old (even though Sarah Jane, arguably the most popular Doctor Who companion, is also old), ruins the belief that the Doctor is asexual (despite the fact that many fans shipped the 10th Doctor with Rose), “Spoiler!”
As a Whovian, I don’t mind her that much… But has a Rose/Doctor shipper, I sort of hope she falls into a volcano. /shrug.
As for River being “smug” and “self-important,” I’d be pretty fucking smug too if I had the attention of the Oncoming Storm. ;)
(Source: downtonabbey-gifs)
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
- Character: Peggy Hill
- Fandom: King of the Hill
- Reason for Being Hated: Has a severe superiority complex, very egotistical, gullible, is terrible at her job, can’t speak Spanish properly.
I loathe her more than any other fictional character. Ever.
(Source: boohoolindalieu)
HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
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Mass Effect: choose a colour.persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Pokemon: You put lots of small creatures in your balls.
Kingdom Hearts: You unlock a lot of doors.
Katamari Damacy: you pick up your dad’s mess.
Xenosaga: Jesus Christ wears short shorts.
Legend of Zelda - Wind Waker: You sail around in an old boat.
Chrono Trigger: An SNES game where you kill a world-destroying space porcupine with a paradox and a mop.
StarCraft: Alien bugs fight other aliens who have a first-child syndrome over the Alien bugs and the humans just want to be cowboys in space.
Prince of Persia: So you’re this prince who has this overwhelming need to take off his clothes and you have this knife that helps if you die but sometimes it doesn’t help enough and you keep fucking dying. Also there’s this bitch who keeps shooting you with arrows and passes it off as helping.
Portal: An evil Macbook makes you do a bunch of tests even though you’ve already finished high school. And sometimes you get them right away, but a lot of the time, you will spend HOURS running around in frustrated circles, shooting at the walls and falling and dying. THEN HOURS LATER, you realize that OH you should have done this all along and you are really an idiot.
World of Warcraft - raid to get gear, get gear to raid.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
